Sat, 24 May 2025 14:23:09 -0700
whiteguyinchina from private IP, post #16253728

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Ancient Roman graffiti 

Some of the funniest examples of Pompeii's graffiti (be warned; some are obscene and outrageous), which archaeologists, historians, and linguists have
translated, include timeless classics such as:

CIL 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids hurt so much that they burn worse than they ever have before.

CIL 1881: Virgula to her friend Tertius: you are disgusting.

CIL 1926: Epaphra is not good at ball games.

CIL 4993: Ampliatus Pedania is a thief.

CIL 5251: Restitutus has deceived so many of his girlfriends.

CIL 425: Claudius' sweetheart is voting for him for duovir [magistrate].

CIL 1852: Pyrrhus says hello to his friend, Chius. I have a heavy heart because I have heard that you died. And so, my friend, I bid you good-bye.

CIL 10619: Apollinaris, the physician of the emperor Titus, pooped well here.

CIL IV 3146: Secundus pooped here, pooped here, pooped here.

CIL 10488: Anyone who wants to poop in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must
pay silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.

CIL IV 7716: Pooper, be on your guard against the evil eye, or else, if you disregard this, may you incur the wrath of Jupiter.

CIL 8903: Gaius Sabius says a fond hello to Statius. Traveler, eat bread in Pompeii but go to Nuceria to drink. At Nuceria, the drinking is better.

CIL 4066: Daphnus was here with his girlfriend Felicia.

CIL 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.

CIL 10231: Adimetus got me pregnant.

CIL IV 8384: I don't care about your pregnancy, Salvilla. I despise it.

CIL 3117: Serena hates Isidorus.

CIL 2375: Ampliatus, you're being [expletive] by Icarus. Salvius wrote this.

CIL IV 8767: Floronius the [expletive], soldier of the seventh legion, was here, but not many women got to know him, and they were six in number.

CIL 3932: Weep, you girls. My [expletive] has given up on you. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

CIL IV 10085b: Crescens' [expletive] is hard and enormous!

CIL IV 2246: I came here and fornicated, then went home.

CIL IV 1948: Lucilia prostituted her body.

CIL IV 5213: Fortunatus, you sweet soul, you mega-[expletive]. Written by one who knows.

CIL 7086: Marcus loves Spendusa.

CIL 8364: Secundus says hello to his Prima, wherever she is. I ask, my mistress, that you love me.

CIL 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

CIL 8972: On April 19th, I made bread.

CIL 1714: It took 640 steps to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.

CIL 1904: O walls! You have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.


Sat, 24 May 2025 14:25:35 -0700
whiteguyinchina from private IP
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CIL 3932: Weep, you girls. My [expletive] has given up on you. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!


Weep! Haha


Sat, 24 May 2025 14:25:52 -0700
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These folks would for sure have posted here



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