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Fri, 28 Nov 2025 08:51:16 -0800
whiteguyinchina from private IP, post #11762340
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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/nov/27/you-be-the-judge-should-my-partner-stop-compressing-the-coffee-in-the-moka-pot

You be the judge: should my partner stop compressing the coffee in the moka pot?
Hamad thinks his method enhances the flavour. Lucia says he’s breaking all the sacred rules. Who needs to wake up and smell the coffee?

The prosecution: Lucia
Hamad’s method isn’t the way it’s supposed to be done. I’m Italian – I know all about good coffee

Hamad and I have been together for a year and a half, and this issue began when he started making coffee in my flat with the moka pot – the iconic,
eight-sided stove-top coffee maker that brews espresso-style coffee. Every time Hamad uses it, he will pack the coffee grounds down tightly, which you
shouldn’t do, as the pot will start hissing. The moka pot was invented in Italy, where I grew up, and there it is taboo to compress the coffee grounds.

Hamad did a barista course and likes to say that he knows more about coffee than me. But the course didn’t teach him about moka pots and traditional methods.
He learned how to use modern coffee machines in cafes, where you have to compress coffee grounds. But I’ve been making coffee since I was nine and I don’t
need a course to tell me how to use a moka pot.

He turned it into a socio-political issue. He’s from India, and said ā€˜Italians aren’t the only ones who make coffee’
One of the first things you learn as a child in Italy is that you’re supposed to let some air into a moka pot – pressing down the coffee grounds creates the
opposite effect. The coffee sometimes spills out with Hamad’s method, but when I make coffee that doesn’t happen, which shows you my technique is the right
one.

I told him to stop, but he turned it into a socio-political issue. He’s from India, and said: ā€œItalians aren’t the only ones who make coffee,ā€ and
ā€œtraditions can be changed.ā€ But to me, it’s also a matter of safety. He compresses the coffee grounds so tightly that pressure builds up, and the machine
starts hissing loudly. I don’t think it would explode, but it could damage the pot.

The defence: Hamad
Pressing down the grounds improves the flavour. Lucia is just being a coffee snob

Yes, Lucia’s moka pot makes a hissing noise, but that’s not normal and it’s not my fault. I have my own pot in my flat and whenever I compress the coffee
grounds down, it is fine and doesn’t hiss. Pushing the grounds down makes coffee taste much better.

I don’t know why it annoys Lucia so much. I just did a barista course, and despite Lucia saying it’s not relevant to this style of coffee-making, I learned
that if you want a stronger-tasting coffee you need more pressure. So that’s my reasoning behind compressing the coffee in the moka pot slightly. It’s
simple physics.

She even asked all her Italian friends what they thought of my technique. She sent a video of me pressing down the coffee grounds to her group chat
Different parts of the world have different coffee-making techniques, but Lucia thinks her method is the best. She even asked all her Italian friends what they
thought of my technique. She sent a video of me pressing down the coffee grounds to her group chat. They are all food fascists, so of course they said what I
was doing was blasphemous, but that’s just because I don’t conform to Italian norms.


Fri, 28 Nov 2025 08:51:40 -0800
whiteguyinchina from private IP
Reply #17453025

The mental illness is strong with these ones


Fri, 28 Nov 2025 09:03:03 -0800
whiteguyinchina from private IP
Reply #10628020

They're all food fascists!

Do people really talk like this? I am glad I only interact with FOB asianz




Fri, 28 Nov 2025 12:52:59 -0800
zerosugar from private IP
Reply #12457732

She should have totally married an Italian guy if stuff like this bothers her so much. He is right though about coffee. Everybody has their own traditions and
maybe in some Eastern countries they do compress the coffee down more. I don’t think the flavor changes if you pack it down tbh. She seems to be flipping out
over something trivial. 


Fri, 28 Nov 2025 13:12:51 -0800
zerosugar from private IP
Reply #15476505

Also one thing I would ask her is if the person wants a ristretto that’s highly concentrated you sort of have to do some compression unless you use a very
tiny amount of water. I don’t like ristretto btw, but I know for some that’s like a huge thing. 


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