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Tue, 03 Mar 2026 20:11:08 -0800
marlon from private IP, post #11171913

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Alpine divorce

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/life/2026/03/03/alpine-divorce-a-viral-new-dating-term-is-causing-panic-across-the-internet/88946405007/?gnt-cfr=1&gca-cat=p&gca-uir=true&gca-epti=z112801p000150l003050c000150v112801d--46--b--46--&gca-ft=44&gca-ds=sophi&tbref=hp

'Alpine divorce,' a viral new dating term, is causing panic across the internet
Charles TrepanyUSA TODAY Network
March 3, 2026, 3:05 p.m. ET
There's a horrifying dating term going viral, and every dater needs to be aware of it.

The internet is abuzz right now with the term "alpine divorce." It happens when a couple goes on a date out in nature − think a hike, camping trip or bike
ride − and then one abandons the other in the wilderness to fend for themselves.


Tue, 03 Mar 2026 20:32:25 -0800
marlon from private IP
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Sugar would never do that to me


Tue, 03 Mar 2026 20:53:33 -0800
zerosugar from private IP
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@marlonTest lmfao. 

alpine divorces are society gone off the rails! i guess people are anti social these days. i really only had one ex i would abandon. i’m friends with all the
rest tbh. 


Tue, 03 Mar 2026 21:27:45 -0800
marlon from private IP
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yes i agree


Wed, 04 Mar 2026 06:05:50 -0800
whiteguyinchina from private IP
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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5yv9plyjgpo

Climber on trial for leaving girlfriend to die on Austria's highest mountain


 @10674008 zerosugar 🤣
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