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Wed, 15 Jul 2026 10:21:54 -0700
shithead from private IP, post #11276949
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Phenotypical Manifestations in Cra Selection
Good afternoon, in which we discuss how the various Cliques select their personal cras.
Wed, 15 Jul 2026 11:51:33 -0700
zerosugar from private IP
Reply #14606344
wow you are into science/anthropology in your free time 🤓
Wed, 15 Jul 2026 12:25:03 -0700
shithead from private IP
Reply #13682278
^Woman phenotype, Subaru driver.
Wed, 15 Jul 2026 12:42:56 -0700
zerosugar from private IP
Reply #10351133
haha i thought back in the day they said lesbians drove subarus. anyway anybody can drive them now. i see many guys too. i guess the marketing companies assume
lesbians like outdoor activities hahaha
Wed, 15 Jul 2026 12:43:24 -0700
zerosugar from private IP
Reply #13245627
subarus are good vehicles for the winter tbh
Wed, 15 Jul 2026 13:11:55 -0700
shithead from private IP
Reply #12935469
Only poors hang out in 'winter' in the US.
Wed, 15 Jul 2026 13:12:16 -0700
shithead from private IP
Reply #10111076
Poors and the ethnically handicapped.
Wed, 15 Jul 2026 21:07:08 -0700
Andy from private IP
Reply #16027836
Car selection, right? Lol.
Yours truly drives a badass BMW M3. Name the phenotype.
Thu, 16 Jul 2026 00:58:37 -0700
whiteguyinchina from private IP
Reply #16998279
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Yours truly drives a badass BMW M3. Name the phenotype.
Nerd
Thu, 16 Jul 2026 03:15:52 -0700
zerosugar from private IP
Reply #19030513
@shitheadTest ethnically handicapped? that’s pretty racist now. lol obviously
we can’t choose our origins so not sure it’s a handicap. just a reality.
Thu, 16 Jul 2026 12:32:34 -0700
shithead from private IP
Reply #15045323
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Nerd
I drove something similar until March, when I was aggressively attacked by roadside debris outside IAH.
Thu, 16 Jul 2026 18:44:15 -0700
TheImmigrant from private IP
Reply #14333724
Woman: Small SUV
Jock: Truck
Scumbag: Truck
Prep: German Car
Losers tolerate Sedans better than other Cliques. obviously they don't just all drive 4 door cars but you get the idea.
Low Loser: Ford Fiesta/Nissan Versa
Loser: Camry etc.
High Loser: 3 series/Subaru STi
Ascended Loser: Rolls Royce
Thu, 16 Jul 2026 19:07:14 -0700
zerosugar from private IP
Reply #13135850
@shitheadTest sometimes it seems many here confuse yuppie for prep. a prep
would really drive any car. it’s not about showing off for them. if anything, an old land rover is more prep.
also a toyota camry is like the most common car driven on the road and can be driven by anybody except for perhaps a jock or scumbag imho.
Thu, 16 Jul 2026 21:51:47 -0700
zerosugar from private IP
Reply #11572679
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Here is a more realistic-
prep- old land rover (old defender is a definite sign of somebody with inherited old wealth), old volvo. an old range rover too maybe. these are cars that feel
like more dogs in the back, muddy boots, country house, etc. if they buy a new car, it’s something unsuspecting. hilariously, possibly a camry or corolla for
running errands. a german car they may have is an old g wagon or old porsche, but even that is a stretch.
yuppie- they buy a new german vehicle once their pay hits a certain level. another possibility is a tesla.
new money show off (possibly some sort of entrepreneurs)- a new lamborghini, maserati, ferrari, or some really expensive suv. back in the day, these types
gravitated towards escalades and navigators. teslas too.
influencer or instagram baddies or only fans new wealth- they get a new g wagon.
medical worker who loves her son named jaden- a chevy malibu. she lets her baby boy jaden take the malibu to prom.
scumbags- something tricked out
loser- their moms drive them around. if the mom is dead, they will drive an inherited vehicle. sometimes anything that runs. if they have a sedan, it’s
because it’s a family car they were given.
jocks- a suburban or jeep or something similar. sometimes they will have a sports car to bring a date out with.
females- depends on the city! in the midwest, women will drive anything, but in los angeles and miami, women will find sugar daddies to have a nice car. i agree
with the small suvs comment.
old men- sedans. mostly buicks or lincoln’s. this demographic are dying out.
Thu, 16 Jul 2026 22:00:37 -0700
zerosugar from private IP
Reply #10958025
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let me continue some other funny ones.
mini van moms-back in the day women with scumbag spouses who thought everybody wanted their fat wife forced their wives to drive mini vans. mini vans were to
prevent them from picking up guys. my mom’s ex friend this fat polish chick was married to a scumbag sicilian mechanic who forced her to drive a mini van. my
ex friend/frienemy margo’s mom who was married to a hillbilly dude from arkansas transplanted to illinois got her an old mini van. the better husbands got
their wives an escalade, sedan, or german hatchback. possibly a lexus suv.
early 00s new money sugar daddy- bmw 7 series or escalade or navigator or new range rover.
early 00s young jocks and club dudes- acuras. lol why did these guys always have an acura their parents bought them? hahaha
mid level sugar baby- an infiniti
high level sugar baby- a drop top benz
Fri, 17 Jul 2026 14:09:31 -0700
zerosugar from private IP
Reply #19060170
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p.s. here is my Italian version
VW Golf- these are the soccer hooligans and the guys in tracksuits. a more common archetype in Eastern Europe and the Balkans, but you have them here too.
otherwise, 20s guy usually its a car he got from an older brother or something. occasionally, a woman driving her husband's car.
black Fiat- typical family car.
any type of alfa Romeo- 30s or 40s dude trying to get women or Italian pride guy.
Renault Mégane- midlife crisis dude, usually just bought it to pick up women or if he is married, to bring his wife out on occasion and show off to people in
town.
toyota prius or yaris- bored housewife uses it to grocery shop
Peugeot- dude trying to be trendy. sometimes the local scumbag lol.
Mercedes-Benz Classe A-local business person or queen b pharmacist. sometimes, a girl who makes good money as an esthetician will buy one.
Larger benzes- rich new money guys
BMW X5 or even x3- dude living up north coming back to the south
beat up old truck, landrover, old volvo, or very old German car- universal old money cars even here. lol. something they drive in the countryside.
Fri, 17 Jul 2026 19:32:50 -0700
marlon from private IP
Reply #18847600
So what the hell am I?
Ride a Yamaha year round, no car
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