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Wed, 11 Sep 2024 21:17:35 -0700

marlon from
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drink too much

only reason i'm still feeling good is because i jog six miles every week,
eat kale & brown rice everyday, & drink lots of water.

drink a half-gallon of whiskey every ten days.  been doing that for twenty
years.

wish I could stop, ten years ago i lasted almost three weeks w/out a sip.  But
sitting in my mom's basement every night, the concrete floor & mildew, all by
myself, i need something.

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Wed, 11 Sep 2024 21:25:07 -0700

marlon from
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my favorite dress shirt got mildew on the collar, i should have washed it
instead of hanging it up after wearing it.  my mom paid $34 for it 25 years ago,
it was still packaged when i found it a few months ago.  My mom used to buy nice
clothes for me, & i would ruin them in stupid ways.  cope w/ it, pretend nobody
will notice that oil stain.  i'm such an asshole, my mom sacrificed for me

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Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:27:44 -0700

Andy from
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I'm president of the drink-too-much club.  I have a bottomless supply of hazy
IPAs at the office plus a full bar, and my rule is that no one can drink more
than me and remain employed.  However, there is still plenty of room to drink
less than me.
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